Opinion paragraph: Religion deserves respect?

Almost all the people say that we have to respect everybody, forgetting and forgiving how they are. Respect is good, that is clear, but if it is not mutual, it can't exist. In my opinion, I can't respect something that damages the place where I live, for example religion.

If you ask an atheist about about religion, he will say probably say to you that everybody can choose and that he respect all religions. I have another opinion because religion hurts out world, religion changes people, all conflicts between two or more countries are, were, and will be because religion exists. I don't discriminate between catholics, jews or others, I think that all religions are bad. People who follow a religion have a bad thought about others although they say "no", they have a kindness mask and this is sad because they don't show us how they are really. Another stuff against religion is the church, it is a lie to earn money and spend it on unnecesary things. They steal us and we can't do nothing because we have to "respect their".

About Don Quijote

Last month I started reading the most important book of the Spanish culture, Don Quijote. The whole world know this book but a small number of persons read it from the beginning until the last pages.

I disovered my passion for the litterature last year and I have read a lot of good books, but I proposed a challenge myself and I chose Don Quijote de la Mancha because we all know that is a difficult book to read. But I have to say that I remained surprised after the first pages.

It's true that is a dense book, but when you start to read the ludicrous* adventures of the thin nobleman* you forget that Cervantes wrote these words in ancient Castilian and the novel floods you. This book is one of the most funny books I have read, there a lot of surrealist situations that make me smile and have a good time.

If you don't read it yet... It's time to do it!



*ludicrous: Absurd.
*Nobleman: "Hidalgo".

The funniest joke ever

There are a lot of jokes that are considered "the best one" and I am not talking about the joke Mistetas, this one is hilarious but It isn't enough. I am sure that if somebody ask you for your favourite joke you will tell him the same one always, and you know perfectly that everybody haven't got the same taste.
In this Monty Python's sketch we can see how a man invent the funniest joke ever, this joke is so hilarious that if you hear It, you will die laughing. The joke is considered as a weapon and the English government take advantage of It and translate It to German for use It in war.
This is the result:

Joe's cafe (Solocomedia)

Probably if you watched the Tv program Sé lo que hicisteis you know Ángel Martín, Rober Bodegas and Alberto Casado. After Sé lo que hicisteis these great comedians made a group without anything, only a camera, a couple microphones and their talent. This group was called Solocomedia and in his web page shared a few videos each month.
I have been watching several of these videos and I found one that makes me laugh a lot, his name is Joe's cafe: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HzNzocY8JI

My favourite songs of Monty Python

Galaxy song

Appears in the film The Meaning of life: 

The meaning of life (Opening) 

Appears in the film The Meaning of life:

Life of Brian (Opening) 

Appears in the film Life of Brian:

Every sperm is Sacred:

Appears in the film The Meaning of life: 

The echo against the wall

I heard something long time ago
A kind of voice that says some words
The sound of that whisper was very low
And I couldn't understand nothing more

But when everything was lost something happened
The wall of the other side of the room cried
And the voice pushed It very strong

After this push the whisper came back away
And I could heard what It said

F*** Christmas

Now that christmas gone and my blog are in the grave I'm going to say something about this festivity.
There are a little quantity of stuffs that makes me feel mad, but christmas is one these things which I hate with my whole soul.
I hate the mistletoe, the colour lights, the fat red guy who bursts in our homes, the false smiles, the presents, the camels, the "polvorones", the snow (I never see the snow, and I hate it more for that), the bells, the "corte inglés" and "Cortilandia". There are a lot of junk that I hate about christmas, but there is a thing that I like it, and is the fact that it has an end.

Merry christmas :]

Outline "The importance of humor"

Introducion:

Humor is undervalued, a lot of people say that is a stupid thing and only for toddlers, but they are wrong, humor is one of the most important things in the world.

Supporting ideas:

1. Why humor is so important? without it, the world could be a disaster, probably discussions would finish in fights, and the fights in wars. Humor can help you and be your protector.
2. Humor is dangerous if you don't know how to use it. There are a lot of themes and situations where you shouldn't make a joke because there are people who could get mad for your acts. If you want to make humor, you have to study all the facts that are around you.
3. Everybody haven't the same humor level. Maybe for you, a joke about blind people could be funny, but there are a lot of people who don't understand this, and they could be annoying. Of course they could smile for a completely different thing but that kind of jokes doesn't like they.
4. Principal advantage if you use humor is related with sadness . Although this sound weird is true because when you are sad and have happened something bad, the only thing that you can do to forget it and smile is with a joke and some humor. You can take away the problems if in your mind there are a lot of good feelings.

Conclusion:

Humor makes you a person with a open mind, your life will become better. It is an art because is difficult to dominate and understand, but when you make it, you discover a beautiful world. Nietzsche said that the life without music would be a mistake, and he had reason, but I would add that the life without humor would be a mistake too.

Describing people

Describing people

Now, I'll describe one of my favourite actors, I'll focus on his character because I think his appearance are secondary. He is knowed because is a great comedian and actor, in my opinion, he is exactly how looks on his films. He protagoniced films as Ace Ventura, Thruman's show or Say yes, in this films (and anothers) he looks crazy, spontaneous and sometimes seems that he do something without think what is the next step. In the deep, his characters are very smart and they have a lot of good ideas on his mind. In the middle of his madness, he has a strong organization.

When he was a child, he standed a lot of problems and these things didn't hurted him and even he learnt a lot for take the like like a bad joke, and sometimes, a good joke. For him thought and because he make me laugh always, I admire him.

Did you know who is? here is the answer: 

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